really like corporate-sounding resumes. In fact, we think
they often fall short of demonstrating someone’s overall
qualifications. We do want you to know and feel comfortable
with our team at Big Picture Classes, and that’s why
we’re providing you this iscrap moment
with Peppermint Granberg.
… a GIANT dork through almost my entire school career
– which implies that I believe I grew out of it at some point,
and that may qualify as overreaching.
… something of a germaphobe and a huge Purell junkie,
so it makes total sense that the Universe saw fit to give me a child
who touches everything in sight, including stray parking
… every technical gadget is the coolest thing I
have ever seen, right until the next technical gadget comes out.
… if other people talk to themselves throughout
the day nearly as much as I do?
… I had the same metabolism now as I did in my twenties
– or my teens, for that matter.
… all of the spare buttons that come on my clothing,
but not in one assigned space or anything, that would make way too
much sense – I just shove them in my jewelry box, in drawers,
in random containers around the house. I can’t throw out a
perfectly good button, that’s just crazy talk.
… have my Android phone within a 10 foot perimeter
of my body, it’s a sickness – I start to hyperventilate
if I can’t find it, which is almost never.
imagine … how people ever got anything done before
… that I get better with age (except for the metabolism
… that my name is really Peppermint. I’m not
making it up. I have a sister named Cynnamon! And neither one of
us has ever been a stripper (yet).
… Reality television shows – almost all of
them (except the ridiculous ones on VH1 and MTV, because a girl
has to draw a line in the sand at some point).
… because a picture may be worth a thousand words,
but I still really want the words.